Give me a break has recently become one of my favorite sayings. There is just so much to roll my eyes at, like having to work today. But, here are some of the recent things that have made me pissed:
I’ve been hearing that cheesey pop song “Why can’t I breathe” a lot lately. Figuring it was sung by any number of no-talent teenie boppers, I didn’t give it a second thought. When I found out it was sung by none other than Liz Phair, I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Once I cleaned the vomit from my throat, I had to ask, is this really the same girl who sang “I’ll fuck you till your dick is blue?” What a sad day for music and especially Ms. Phair.
Last night’s Real World San Diego had several things that annoyed me. First of all, any man that calls the cops on a girl for punching him in the arm is a giant pussy. Also, what a lame way to get on TV! Secondly, the cops in San Diego really need something better to do with their time. Lastly, Frankie needs her vagina sewn shut, because she is such a dirty hooker. Seriously, just break up with your boyfriend if you want to cheat on him that much.
I just saw the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s video for Maps, the only song of theirs I can stand, and what a fucking snooze! Come on, guys try just a little bit, or else MTV will have to take that “Buzzworthy” title away from you.
The good news is, I only have 8 more days at work and then I’m heading to sunnier locations. Quitting is the best feeling! Everyone should quit their job today.
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