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As you may recall, I wrote a recipe (Avocado Chorizo Bites) and it was picked up by the Associated Press. So far, I have seen it picked up in about 140 newspapers around the country and none of them used the headline I put on it, “Authentic Avocado Snacks.” It’s simple, to the point and ok, so it’s not technically authentic, but I was going for alliteration, so back off. Instead, the papers used goofy headlines lines like “Party bites make for festive munching” and “Chomp down on festive bites.” One of my favorites, simply “M-M-M-Mexican,” reminds me of when Scooby Doo says “g-g-g-ghost!!!” Look out, Scooby we’re eating M-M-M-Mexican food tonight.